Hey, Moby! I had a strange dream last night. I dreamed we were sailors! We went from country to country.

We didn't know where to go. I wanted to go to France, and you wanted to go to Italy.

We had a little fight to decide. We fought, and I won! You felt sad because you lost the fight. I wanted to be nice, so we decided to visit France and Italy.

So we went to France! In France we made lots of new friends. We ate and drank together. They taught us to sing in French, and we sang together.

Then, we went to Italy! Everybody in Italy was very nice. We ate some really great Italian pizza. One of our new Italian friends told us to go to China. So we went to China.

The Chinese people spoke Chinese, and we understood their language! In my dream, I understood Chinese. It was so cool! In China they taught us how to cook Chinese food. We were so happy!

Then I woke up. What a strange dream! We had fun.